Which Harry Potter DILF Should Be Your Sugar Daddy?

Which Harry Potter DILF should you shrieking shack up with? Plan your naughty rendezvous, and we'll tell you which experienced wand-wielder should rob your cradle!

What do you do for a living in the Wizarding world?

What do you do for a living in the Wizarding world?

Where do you go on your first clandestine date?

Where do you go on your first clandestine date?

Pick a slinky, enchanting dress for dinner that evening!

Pick a slinky, enchanting dress for dinner that evening!

What will the two of you be drinking?

What will the two of you be drinking?

Choose a wizarding candy to flirtatiously eat!

Choose a wizarding candy to flirtatiously eat!

What present has your date recently given you?

What present has your date recently given you?

Pick a super extra set of Harry Potter lingerie (at your own risk).

Pick a super extra set of Harry Potter lingerie (at your own risk).

How does your lover take you home?

How does your lover take you home?

Which Harry Potter DILF Should Be Your Sugar Daddy?

  1. You got: Arthur Weasley

    While Arthur Weasley may not seem like a passionate romantic, look at how many children he's fathered. He's basically a crazy beast! He may not have a lot of money to shower on you, but he'll give you plenty of affection and all of the attention you need.All of this assuming Molly Weasley wouldn't straight up murder you. Which she definitely would.Which older Harry Potter character do you have the hots for? Any non-dads you'd pick for ILF? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this quiz with a fellow Potterhead!
  2. You got: Remus Lupin

    A tragic backstory, brave, patient, and a bit of a beast? Honestly, what more could you look for in an older man?? "But he's penniless," you might be thinking. So Remus Lupin may not put the sugar in sugar daddy. But he has enough Honeydukes chocolate bars to make up for that. Swoon.Which older Harry Potter character do you have the hots for? Any non-dads you'd pick for ILF? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this quiz with a fellow Potterhead!
  3. You got: Xenophilius Lovegood

    The mysterious and eccentric Xenophilius Lovegood is a wildcard. You won't understand half of what he says, but look at him. He's always down to get a little freaky. Plus, he owns his own newspaper and is an excellent father. Did we mention getting freaky?Which older Harry Potter character do you have the hots for? Any non-dads you'd pick for ILF? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this quiz with a fellow Potterhead!
  4. You got: Lucius Malfoy

    Let's face it. Lucius Malfoy is the ultimate Harry Potter daddy. He's smooth, elegant, has flowing blonde locks and a stern expression, and he's filthy stinking rich. He's also a terrible person. But. You know, mamma need that dolla. Or galleon. Which older Harry Potter character do you have the hots for? Any non-dads you'd pick for ILF? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this quiz with a fellow Potterhead!
  5. You got: Vernon Dursley

    We're sorry. That's pretty much all we have to say about that. You've been Dursley-ed. If it's any consolation, he's pretty well-off, and with any other person, working for a drill company sounds like the beginning of a hokey 80s porno.Which older Harry Potter character do you have the hots for? Any non-dads you'd pick for ILF? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this quiz with a fellow Potterhead!
  6. You got: James Potter R I P

    A very solid sugar daddy, James Potter is fun, adventurous, and has a huge family vault at Gringotts! James is a passionate partner, and while he can be stubborn and pigheaded, he's also a secret romantic who will go to the ends of the earth to impress you.Which older Harry Potter character do you have the hots for? Any non-dads you'd pick for ILF? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this quiz with a fellow Potterhead!